Wednesday, April 18, 2007
7:55 PM
so tired, oh so tired
JOKES! just to make you high-er and talking about being high, me & Cassandra was like so high during art and before E Math? We were basically "fighting" and going crazy. I made her books drop, and she made mine too. But the only difference is I couldn't pick it up as one will definitely drop out of my arms. hahah
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.Suddenly, i remembered a tall, dark, handsom, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class nearly 40 years agoCould he be the same guy that I had a crush on back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded such thoughts. This balding, grey-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan High school. "Yes, yes I did. I'm a mustang" He gleamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1968. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at my closely. THEN,THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,"What did you teach?"
HAHAHAH
ANOTHER ONE!
How many men does it take to change the toilet roll?
Ans : There's no answer. It has never happened before
HAHAHAH maybe its true, who knows?
