"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know.
It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us.
Tank kill."
HAHAHA! Damn funny right. Its a true life story, my mum sent me this, happened to her friend hahahah. Anyway, its 10 days to my birthday [: a celebration truly worth waiting for. Cant believe i'll be 15 in 10 days time. Its like so old, i want to be 12 again. P6 days were the best days of my life! Especially when PSLE was over and everybody was just playing & playing non-stop everyday in school. Ahhhh, I miss 6G! But time waits for no man hahaha, treasure the present and not think about the past!
I've grown a sudden liking to Mr.Liu or should I say Mr Keith Liu. ahhhhhh he's so charming! Wanted to take a photo of him in class but he could spot it right after i took out the camera. He stopped teaching and looked at Cassandra & I and my camera dropped on the floor because of that. But he's so CUTE! HAHAHAH i'm gonna score well in physics from now on [:
Went to watch >Transformers on Monday and I only can say that its the best show ever. I think everybody should go watch it. Even if the ticket is $9.50, you wont waste it. The graphics are the best ever, its even better than Harry Potter. I wouldn't mind spending money and watching it twice. Those who haven't watched it, go watch!
